So a Duck Walked Into a Bar…

Speaking of jokes, here’s GQ magazines top 100 jokes
of all time
. Since this is a family friendly site I can’t
repeat my favorite but this one will do:

I was walking across a bridge one day, and I saw a man
standing on the edge, about to jump off. So I ran over and
said “Stop! Don’t do it!” “Why shouldn’t I?” he said.
“Well, there’s so much to live for!” “Like what?” “Well…
are you religious?” He said yes. I said, “Me too! Are you
Christian or Buddhist?” “Christian.” “Me too! Are you
Catholic or Protestant ? “Protestant.” “Me too! Are you
Episcopalian or Baptist?” “Baptist” “Wow! Me too! Are you
Baptist Church of God or Baptist Church of the Lord?”
“Baptist Church of God!” “Me too! Are you original Baptist
Church of God, or are you reformed Baptist Church of God?”
“Reformed Baptist Church of God!” “Me too! Are you Reformed
Baptist Church of God, reformation of 1879, or Reformed
Baptist Church of God, reformation of 1915?” He said,
“Reformed Baptist Church of God, reformation of 1915!” I
said, “Die, heretic scum”, and pushed him off. (Emo
Philips)

Aloha!

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