The Register is
reporting a story about a woman in the UK who fainted
while shopping. She apparently fell and hit her head
in the process and was subsequently rushed to the hospital.
Upon reaching there, the hospital personnel heard a buzzing
sound coming from, ahem, somewhere between her legs.
During the pelvic examination, it was discovered the woman
was wearing a pair of “vibrating knickers” called “Passion
Pants.” The panties feature a 2.5 inch vibrator, which the
hapless, but happy and satisfied, women had *cough*, inserted
where you would expect to insert such a device.