There hasn’t been these many days of rain here since,
well, [insert fx: voice of Charlton Heston as Moses] never in
recorded history [end fx]. Well, may be since 1950s or so.
Perhaps we should have been concerned when sales of measuring
tapes that indicated cubits sold out last month.
But who knew? Moss is
literally growing on the concrete sidewalks. Mold is
everywhere that moss isn’t. If we wanted this much rain we
would have moved to Seattle or Portland.
Even the Hawaii Visitor’s Bureau had to postpone a
national ad campaign that touts our sunny weather. They plan
to start it next week, weather permitting. We can only hope
they are right and we get a break.
Now if the rivers turn to blood or a plague of frogs
befalls us, I’m getting out of here…