Top 10 Things You Should Never Say to a Judge


10. “So she gets the gold and I
get the shaft?”
9. “I don’t think you would have ruled that way if I’d been a guy
8. “I’m really not comfortable raising my right hand and repeating
after anyone.”
7. “I’m not hiding my income, so help me God.”
6. “Why are you picking on me?”
5. “No court is going to tell me what to do!”
4. “You’ll have to wait a minute. My cell phone’s ringing.”
3. “I don’t have time for this.”
2. “You’re the one who should have a psych eval.”
1. “With all due respect, Your Honor, have you ever been through a



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